Monday, February 11, 2008
English
English is taugh by the one and only, Miss Warren. She is one of the worst teachers I've ever had, because mostly she is really stupid. She also smells really bad, like she just took a dump. It's very unatractive. Not to mention she's really fat. So take all those bad qualites and put it into one person, and you've got Miss Warren. She tries to teach, but no one really listens. If someone talks or fools around, she yells, but no one cares. She is also always talking about how she signs up for stuff because there's like this hot guy in the class or program. Yeah, like she'll even get to talk to any guys. so that's basically Miss Warren. Not the best teacher.
Math
Math is an okay subject, but I'm terrible at it. mr. Stramandanoli is my teacher, but is called Mr. S. because he has a ridicoulously long name. He tries to be funny, but never is. He also thinks he is the cool teacher, but is definetly not. He's a pretty nice guy most of the time, but occasionally can get angry. One time he just totally went INSANE and yelled at everyone because they couldnt do the math problems on the board. He just thought we were dumb, but I think it reflects on his teaching. so yup, another not so great teacher...
Spanish
Probably the gayest class I've ever taken, spanish with Mr. Bowersox is kinda a joke. First off all, he's really gay, and it's pretty obvious with the way he teachs. Also he was talking about his "girlfriend" one day, and when someone asked him what her name was, he hesitated before coming up with "Catherine" the girl sitting right in front of him. This leads people to believe that he could be a possible rapist, but evidence has not been found. His lessons are a joke, and everyone does the homework the period before in the locker room. Mr.Bowersox is not a good teacher, and no one really likes him. so that's just another one of my terribe teachers.
M.E.(Music Exploration)
Music exploration is a pretty boring subject for 7th and 8th grade. In 6th, it's fun, cuz you get to learn the guitar. But in 7th, it's the piano. it's so boring, and to make it worse, I had THE worst teacher, Mrs. Parrot. she was so mean, and everyone hated her. So back to 8th grade now. I have Mr. Polis, who I had in 6th grade. He's kinda wierd, but he thinks he's like the coolest teacher, which he's not. He is okay with music, but isn't a good teacher. We're learning how to write our own songs, which would be fun if we had a decent teacher. But we don't so it's insanely boring. I have a pretty good class, but whenever someone talks he gives them detention. I know, it sucks. So that's basically ME.
Gym
Gym class is usually everybodies favorite class. You get to run around, play games, and hang out with your friends. But there is a certain gym teacher, who's name is Mrs. Vincent, who makes gym terrible. She is so mean, that people are literally scared for there lifes. Just kidding, but you get my drift. she is totally insane and can fly off the handle at any moment. One day we could be playing volleyball, and some kids could be goofing around, but not doing anything bad. She would just stop talking, and stare at them for like ten minutes, totally stopping the class and wasting our precious gym time. We just stare at her wondering what the hell is going on, and then she begins to yell. She goes off the handle, and totally spaz's. Then, she makes all the boys, but not the girls who were alos fooling around, run laps around the gym for the rest of the period. I know, she sucks.
Art Class
I have the funniest art class ever!!! There are a lot of cool people in it, including...Rashad!!! Will Pfeiffer, John Keane, Ryan martin, TonY!!!!! Samantha Holek and Alexa Carrol who plays the HARP!!! So yeah, and basically we just talk the whole time and make fun of the teacher and Alexa because she plays the harp. will and Ryan tell stories of how they were like high and then they did all this stuff. So its really cool!
Teachers
I kinda hate all of my teachers. there really boring(Miss Mullen) and one is even gay!!!(Mr.Bowersox). He really scares me. Also, sometimes I'm afraid Miss Warren might eat me. She really big and smells like poop. Also, Mr. S. is totally ripped, so when he gets mad, I think he might kill me. Mss Jenkins is okay, but sometimes is a little wierd. Miss Vincent is like a nazi war person, and is INSANE!!!! She yells at everyone, and spaz's all the time. Mr. Polis thinks he like the coolest teacher, but he's not. AT ALL! And my art teacher, Mrs. Mc-something, is really ugly. she also has a hunchback. so yeah, thats a basic run down of my teachers.
Sunday, February 10, 2008
10 People I Really Want to Punch...
10 people I really want to punch....
1.John Forlivio
2.Brad Plunkett
3.Zach Wellman
4.Mike Ziga
5.Mary Howe
6.Haley Rascovic
7.Henry Hemphill
8.Casey Woodring-For being a N00b!!!
9.Miss Warren
10.Vannessa O'Kelly
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